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Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:49 PM
a bit noob racist

9.49 pm

haha.. today went to the pasar malam with my cousins at geylang serai to prove that i'm not a racist.

here are some points that i observed:

going there was an eye-opener. see how the malays over there fake their goods until damn pro. actually, it was a total waste of time lah. there so many ppl, human jam abit shao. top speed over there is like 2 kmph? at one point of time traffic came to a total standstill. then my cousin, buay song, he tried to crash his way through the human wall and some guy pulled him back and he very very very nearly got beaten up. after that we attracted dirty stares wherever we went.

there actually got a variety of original imitations. got one time ask one shopkeeper selling quicksilvr (without the e) shirts whether his shirts fake or real. then he keep quiet and run away.

i also learnt how to cross a road illegally the professional way. just follow the indians over there. i mean, they've been doing that for years. haven't really evolved to our standards yet you know. they just saunter across the road and heck care the cars that are busy honking at them. POWER. and we chinese just humzi and run behind them.

the malay brutherhood isn't very strong, as compared to common perception. fights were likely to break out. they even had police and an ambulance stationed at every corner.

generally had a fun time making racist comments and being a racist. the bazaar is l33t!

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