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Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:47 PM
happy.new.year!

2.48 am

haha happy new year! yes ernest i think you're the only one reading loh.. you really got nothing better to do ah?

anyway today we went out for fark cause we all got nothing better to do. we went to watch night at the museum which i'm going to watch like 2 days later with cousins, but nvm.. anyway it was a sort of a comedy kind of film. few laughs (approx 1 every 5 minutes) ya and i think my favourite character has to be the easter head thingy. lubs dib dib. ('')(^^)("') the only sour/salty/sweet note was tt throughout the movie liu zhen kept shooting popcorn abt, like hitting the ppl within 2m radius of him. ernest had popcorn all over his gelled-sticky hair. aha!

after tt we went to lag while waiting for darrell to wake up his mind on whether koon weng let us join him for dinner or not. but today koon weng not good mood, they have family day at carlton hotel so we cannot crash and even worse cannot buy us dinner liao. darrell tried to escape from his family dinner and got disowned for 5 seconds before we persuaded him to go back.

in the end we went to kenny rogers to eat. me liu zhen and ernest shared the family meal meant for 4. and ended up feeling sibei full. final verdict: for the price of $16+ the chicken isn't worth it, but the side dishes are L33t. please buy the side dishes only in the future. for quality chicken, just go to KFC.

after tt darrell who was still stuck at carlton hotel, told his mum he was going to toilet, then he damn zhai zipped out to join us for walk arnd at esplanade there whilst waiting for countdown. there the people FEW ah... solid masses of people vibrating about fixed positions. only a bomb would have given them enough energy to move freely in random motion. oh yar there the bangrahs are abundant in supply. led us to speculate whether they'd spray stuff on our faces and den grope our lanjiao (there was such incidents last year rmb?) but in the end it was a great anti-climax cause they all humzi.

since there were so many people and there was still abt 3 hours to 2007, we decided to go for a breather. we went to the tall tall UOB building play old maid (with forfeits) aha. since got a lot of ppl, the forfeits weren't tt bad. we're all nice ppl larr. liu zhen did 5 push ups in the middle of nowhere, junjie wished random ppl happy new year 2 hours early, darrell willingly kissed ernest, ernest crawled behind a random malay woman for 5 seconds. by the time we finished with our stuff and darrell was reunited with his family - from the toilet of course - our places had been taken up (doh) and we had this shitty place behind the fullerton one building, essentially blocking off the bottom half the view. and some lao kok kok auntie fainted and then later woke up the next year (i presumed she woke up la, we din follow the ambulance)

but really, singapore countdown is really, anti-climax la. no countdown at all. we were, like the name suggests, expecting a countdown. i mean, i didn't expect people to kiss each other and spray stuff on my face, but at the very least people should countdown mah... there was just this sudden whole lot of fireworks and okok, its over. oh wells.

den after tt we faster chiong to mrt cause they humzi and scared later no mrt, though mrt services stop 1.5 hrs later. anyway there wasn't much to see la, just random ppl wishing random ppl happy new year and a very interesting english party going on at the fullerton, i mean, english as in dress up and stuff. and i think one guy tried to commit suicide. he was sittin gon te parapat abt 3 storeys above me. dunno. he's probably dead by now. what a nice way to usher in the new year. some shoot guns, some kiss people, some kiss guns, some shoot people, why not jump off a building now? might start a trend. argh. damn lame now, damn tired now. gah.

aiyar on mrt they continued laming around, wishing people on the mrt happy new year and calling random numbers to give them some good luck (good luck = hello? go and die please.) called ah lim and nancy tay. nancy tay was, as usual and the least surprisingly, eating at macs. woah.

after tt i went to my church the wake of my deceased priest to pay some of my respects. i mean, since my mum's there, might as well go there mah, on the way, and i might get a ride home. argh. what am i saying. i will get a ride home. and then there i met my auntie and we started talking abt tt time i went ernest church then we discussed the difference between christianity and catholism (wad the shit?) and in the end i can conclude that the difference is just in interpretation of the bible, and this is done through man's ego. man doesn't want to follow others so he tries to interprete it differently so he is the special one. go figure. i didn't really understand, was half asleep.

and now, am back here. home. and i'm still not sleeping. i think i'm going crazy. the new year has started off on a wrong note. i can hear beats. FIX IT! i am becoming insane. the solution? watch borat.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:31 PM
december

12.41 am

random stuff:

my room has been packed and refurnished! my books are all gone, and my room looks much much bigger. and its like, damn easy to pack now loh.. so much space to dump all my thousand and one rubbishes. i like my new layout of the room too! the bed is like right in front of the door, while the study table is pushed to one side, so i can walk in and sleep without having to spoil my day and see my study table. wahahaha.

the new band room is finally ready! okok this was supposed to be posted like, newarly 2 months ago, but... nvm. its BIG la.. i mean, compared to the shitty classroom we used for a few days, the smelly storage room, this one is humongous. although compared to lt4 this is peanuts. we have 4 storage rooms, each one equipped with an air-con to enable us enough ventilation while playing cards inside. even the place where we dump our shoes has air-cons la. the school shao rich ah. but the air-con is bloody cold la. everytime must go switch off one. esp since i'm sitting directly in the firing line of the freezing air. and some joker in a random corner will always switch it back on like 5 seconds after i switch it off so i spend half of band prac frozen. oh yar, and it has this damn funny smell. prob because its new, but after tt it'll smell even worse due to the saliva spilling on the floor and whatnot.

pool is fun! i dunno, although i suck at it, its like, new game loh, so fun fun just play loh. playing like twice every week. like 10 ppl go at once, so the cost is minimal.

band chalet (december edition) is fun!!! although not as fun as the june one, its still fun la. we had this bbq where we talk crab with the band conductors + lawrence siao den after tt the conductors damn smart went home while we drenched mr siao. he den damn pissed went to the toilet took the hose and wet the whole room. haha though we had to clean up it was still fun la =) after tt we played the xbox throughout the night. burnout pwns j00. haha. LthR and kx slept together and somehow the bed ended up sticky with.. some.. stuff. go figure. haha. te next day was rather like uneventful, cuz the bunch of sleepers woke up at abt 12, went to have lunch, then they went cycling/blading. me rujun liu zhen jason khee xuan and da xian didn't feel like going so we played burout a while more then we decided to go escape. we went there for like 5 minutes before coming out again. too many ppl la. the quee so bloody long.. in the end we went there to buy burger kings, where rujun spent 6.70 on a burger when he could have gotton a meal at the burger kings outside escape at like 6+ only. in the night we went night cycling la, went to nicholas house at abt 2 am and tried to get him to let us in, he refused and we went back. ahhh the rest isn't very interesting or worth my time typing out, so i shan't say more.

darrell's christmas party owns. haha. although i had to host my own christmas party, i managed to siam at abt 7 plus to darrell's bbq party. although i had been eating since 1 pm i just went there to talk la.. better than talking to all the aunties and uncles in my house.rujun (whom darrell's mum christianed shang hai tan) cooked and cooked and cooked and we ate and ate and ate until abt 9+ den went to play bball/soccer at the bball court downstairs my grandma house. which is also ver near darrell's house, which is ver ver near my house. finished at abt 11+ cuz i think someone called the police, then went back to darrell's house first, before deciding to come back home to continue hosting my ongoing party. then the bunch of jokers decided to crash my party, and yea, they crashed my party. argh. haha. oh wells. den they party somemore den they went home. they all stayed at darrell's house. rujun jun jie ernest yiyi and darrell. aha. and i realised that nicole ann leong - darrell's sis - simply has some aura around her tt just begs people to stick a skewer through her eyeballs la.

ernest is damn crappy. i mean, the whole world knows tt he's crabby, but i didn't know to that extent. tt time when he stayed over at darrell's house, they played lego until 4+ am. then they said "bideo bideo" and ernest - poop - impromtu did a damn zhai video. 8 minutes of pure 100% original crap. ask me for the vdeo if you don't already have it.

the next day (24 dec) we went to ernest's church - brighton - which was like 180 degree different from my catholic church la. his is charismatic worshipping while mine is just worship, no charismatic, so it was sort of a mild shock. nv expected ppl to start jumping midway through songs and stuff. if i did tt in my church i bet the old aunties would like faint in a dead heat. argh. but it was fun. =) and we met barry! OMG BARRY! " oh you all are from the band ah?... what instrument you play?.... oh i play the recorder leh.. heh heh heh" OMFG SO FUNNY! BARRY BARRY FUNNY!!! gah. brighton was at singapore post there, so we went back to darrell's house to stone after tt. since brighton was holding a christmas party at the nearby katong hostel at 6, and we had nothing to do - except darrell, who had a family party to attend - we all (rujun ernest and me) went to their party for fark. the party was like damn sian la. i mean, because we dunno anyone there, den ernest also not very vocal over there, so we were ver anti-social and just sit there playing with light sticks they provided us. rujun burst one and poured some of the liquid stff over ernest's bag and we spent another 10 minutes fussing over trivial stuff like such as if some shit had dropped into runainai's eye. i think there was this girl who was damn pissed at us being so anit-social cuz she told ernest "ay ernest, lightstick so fun to play one ah? i see you all doing dunno what under the table leh.." and den i felt damn bad so i tried to make some conversation with the girl beside me - uh i knew tt she was sec 4 and she played the clarinet and she was going to our concert later on - before rujun for some DUMBASS reason asked to borrow my phone to play the tetris-like game. i mean, even though the girl beside him looks like shit, he didn't have to dao her until like tt mah. argh. and somehow i obliged. anyway, we left halfway cuz the jokes were inside jokes - either tt or barry jokes - and it was damn boring argh. den since we koped some party poppers from the christmas party we decided to go back to darrell's house to pop the poppers. wierd la. me and ernest thought of the same idea - crashing darrell's party - although he got the whole blame. heehee. anyway, we went there and popped them in front of darrell. haha. and rujun was rushing to go home, but we pulled him back into darrell's house, crashed their party and met darrell's relatives and koon weng's family and stuff, and den shang hai maid got damn pissed cuz he was late and he was scared tt he'll get disowned by his parents haha, so we grabbed a teaspoon of red wine aka sparkling grape juice and left.

scherzando was a success!!! omfg!!! it was damn fun la! throughout the hols we had been practicing like sai - 4 days a week - even though it was holidays. and so when it was done and dusted, it was like, wow! my holidays have started! argh. 7 days left. still, no regrets. we played damn well la! ok i screwed up my second solo, but who cares. isaac, among the audience, said it was a "moving solo" but i think he was just being nice. haha. yishan, sitting right next to me on the stage, said he could'nt hear it, but i'm 99% positive he's just being an asshole. the gimmicks (by ernest) for grease was damn pro la. and junjie's gimmicks for disney also damn fun, with the bubble blowing and party popper popping. the audience laughed pretty badly. mr hon aka mario was seen laughing like mad too! oh ar, liu zhen squeaked for 1 whole count in his flower fantasy solo for e flat clarinet cuz he saw alexa (sp?). hahahahha. besides tt, the audience was great too! their applause was prolonged as compared to other bands. average was abt 12 seconds applause for every song. yay! and the encore part was damn zhai. it was as if it was planned loh. they all screamed ENCORE at the same time! oooooo!!! we played instant concert, ah typical encore piece. us performers live for times like these. i mean, after a damn zhai concert, we feel.. um damn zhai. =DDD

isaac's going to NS!!!!!! omg!! saw him botak during concert! he's like damn unfit la, so he has to go early. his hair cut until like terrance liddat, all yellow ribbon liddat! no wonder i took like 5 minutes to find him after the concert! i couldn't rmb tt he had cut his hair cuz the last time i saw him he still had a head full of dead-indian-black hair. =)

all in all, december was great. =)

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 2:21 PM
joker kim

extracts taken from qi jian's blog. big joke from N Korea's newspapers. organisation is shit. i tried to tidy it a bit, but bloggger likes to screw it up again:

a few choice bits:

"The dear general praised the citizens suggestions, and even gave some of them his own personal e-mail address so that they could describe their suggestions to him in full. The trip became even more interesting when he broke wind while riding the train, leading many of the citizens to crowd around him to bask in the natural air of his greatness."

"We are the citizens of Korea. We are not hired by the government, but we have begun this newspaper with their blessings. We stand for peace, friendship, equality and prosperity; four of the things our nation values above all."

"Not long ago, a shipment of fresh fish coming from China to Pyongyang, ordered by a local restaurant, was contaminated with a poison, suspected to be the doings of a fascist sympathizer group that supports the American government. This poison caused anybody who ate the fish to experience a rectal prolapse, a very serious condition of the body that would make the rectum fall out of the anus, and the victim unable to properly defecate."

"Seeing his people's distress, our brilliant general worked day and night with scientists to produce a medicine to combat the poison, so that the citizens infected would not have to bear the shame of being unable to properly use the bathroom. The people listened in amazement as he described the quick development of this important medicine, many discovering for the first time that he is also an accomplished scientist.

When tested yesterday, the new drug was a success, and all of those who had suffered rectal prolapses from the poisoned fish are now recovering in hospital. It is expected that many nations around the world will be looking to buy the antidote from the great leader, and it also goes to show yet another failure of the American imperialists to attack the innocent citizens of Korea."

the below is about some plane which crashed in US. details are unimportant; the quote is funnier.

"Earlier yesterday, a small passenger airplane crashed into an apartment building, killing over 50 civilians. Among those civilians were three Korean families, long trapped against their own will in the American land. In a country where the average wage is just 17,000 won per month (about $100 US), these Korean families are forced to work for even less, and must keep electronic braceletes strapped on their ankles that track their movements at all times, should they decide they want to escape back to their homeland."

"It is well known that dear leader is an accomplished dancer; he invented the hugely popular cha-cha-cha dance in 1952 at the age of 10 years old. He even danced for a performance of the opera "Sea of Blood", written by his father, our great eternal leader Kim Il-Sung."

some 'facts' posted there:

"Government Type:

DPR Korea - Multi-party democracy

USA - Fascist state; one-party dictatorship

GDP (Purchasing Power):

DPR Korea - 56,028 Million Won ($330 Million USD)

USA - 170,020 Million Won ($1 Trillion USD)

GDP Per Capita

DPR Korea - 6,970,000 Won ($39,940 USD)

USA - 255,000 Won ($1,500 USD)

Unemployment Rate:

DPR Korea - 1.6%

USA - 38.2%

Population Under Poverty Line:

DPR Korea - 3.9%

USA - 50.4%"

"KOREAN TOP 20 SINGLES CHART

(October 13, Juche 95)

TW-LW

01 - 01 Latoya Jackson - "C'est La Vie"

02 - 02 Kim Yong Yok - "Together in Defense of Socialism '06"

03 - 07 MC Cho - "Love The Americans (Hate The Imperialists)"

04 - 03 The Pipettes - "Pull Shapes"

05 - 10 Hong Sae-Mi featuring MC Cho - "Golden Star for the Fatherland"

06 - 08 The Farming Collective of the Northwest - "Juche Farming Method Is The Only Method"

07 - 04 Mr. Jong-Sung - "I Am Blind (But I Can Still See The Revolution)"

08 - 11 Bananarama vs. Kim Yong Yok - "Juche In The First Degree"

09 - 05 Bob Sinclar - "Everybody Movin'"

10 - 06 Old Lesbians of Choson - "(People Hold On) Socialism Will Set You Free"

11 - 13 Korean Anti-Fascist Protection Assembly - "Bombs Over New York City"

12 - 15 Shark Attack From Tumen River - "Dance! (Give It Your All For The Motherland)"

13 - 09 Bae Cho-Won - "If Our Party Decides... We Do"

14 - NE Scissor Sisters - "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"

15 - 20 Kasabian - "Empire"

16 - 12 Lee Ji-Ma - "Please Accept Our Salute, Dear Leader"

17 - 18 Lily Allen - "Smile (Censored Version)"

18 - 14 Paek Du San - "Our Happiness In The Embrace Of The Respected Leader"

19 - NE Lisa Miskovsky - "Mary"

20 - 16 International Noise Conspiracy - "Communist Moon""

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