MY BLOG GOT BUSTED. WARGH. SOMEONE WANTED TO SUE ME IN COURT SO I HAD TO SEE MR PANG TO EXPLAIN STUFF.
I'M STILL IN SHOCK. I'VE LEARNT MY LESSON, I WON'T WRITE BAD STUFF ABOUT MY NICE TEACEHERS ANYMORE. REALLY. I CRY FOR MY NUMEROUS MISDEEDS.
THIS IS THE END.
GOODBYE. because cider is the elixir of life
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
2:38 PM mr low vs claire
10.38pm
i have nothing to blog about. really. nothing interesting happened. mebbe i'll talk about upcoming events instead. which isn't much also actually.
tonight i'll probably stay up all night, have loads of stuff to do. have econs article appraisal, sth which i raelised only 10 minutes ago, and physics and GP aq. think i'll go mac in the early morning and try to figure out what the heck alvin low's been trying to say for the past few weeks. somehow i work better at mac. maybe its just the food.
band prac tmr is night prac. cause derence leng have to take high school band cause ah lim got sacked had some surgery done to his eye. yea so prac starts at 6 and ends at 9. prolly have section dinner before tt. so means from 2.30pm to 5 i'll have nothing to do. stone / muggg / individuals / play cards @ band room / frisbee / pool with sampan gang. prolly will be doing individuals cause i dno why.
saturday got afternoon prac which i think i'll pon - depending on what time sheng heng + meijun's core modules end. i really don't want to sit beside kkh. a bit shuang ah. morning high school got band prac. i think i want to sit in and see whether they float or sink under derence leng. i think people like bing kun and yong zhi my 2 beloved juniors will go and get shot down immediately. suckers. not green? FAIL. all FAIL. GET OUT!! FIX IT!!
but i think i'll prolly pon la. WHO WANT TO GO OUT ON SATURDAY??
night time will go darrell m leong's house for band cny party, again sponsored by koon weng the rich. his house is like 10 min walk away from my house lol. can't wait to get his ang bao lol. will prolly stay till arnd 12, den walk home sleep. or sleepover (L).
sunday should be going church-hopping. queen of peace in the morning? den ernest's brighton in afternoon, den back at queen of peace for evening mass. or mebbe go runainai's church all the way at expo. or louise chai's church at aljunied.
monday will have some horse-riding shit for cip. although band members don't need to do cip on their own, i think i'll go just for the fun of it. at least it sounds fun. i don't want to end up cleaning up horse shit and stuff like that.
anyway. here's some eye-candy.
darrell m leong sleeping with his phone blasting music at his holy armpit.
presenting to you the close up.
and boy are physics lessons getting more and more boring. because cider is the elixir of life
Monday, February 26, 2007
3:32 PM band
11.32pm
band rocks. really.
was watching chingay on tv on saturday, saw the band performing, and duh was reminded of us 1 year ago doing our stuff along orchard road. yeaaaaa everytime i see my chingay shirt(s) i'm reminded of chingay06. the tough work. the retarded red tube. the lousy blue fan. the stinking berets. and of course, my sucky piccolo. :D:D:D i rmb the tiring rehersals and pracs, the endless work and labour we had to do, toiling under the sun from 9-1 every saturday. and suddenly, i think i miss it all. the 3 performances, the marching along orchard road, not being able to awve back at people/the cameraman, the relief when we finished the parade, the "during chingay when i look into your eyes i don't want to see you thinking of going to KAP to celebrate when we've finished" from jonathan, the slacking and screwing at kap, antoginising the manager and staff. and the look of runainai's face when he kena asthma attack while marching.
and then there was syf06. outdoors. remembering how the school utterly refused to give us their support to take part in display. remembering how we still worked hard for the assesment section. remembering how we pwned the other nooblar bands. actually we thrashed them hands down lar. but nvm. again, the pracs from 9-1 every saturdays. and afternoon pracs almost everyday. suffering under the sun. argh. the spinning of instruments, the dance moves, the guai lan shuas. do, re-do and re-do and re-do until the timing was all precise and perfect, the moves slick and jerked. and again the post-syf celebrations @ kap again. wreaking havoc until early mornings. chionging together to get the last bus. or taxi.
and the failed overseas trips. south korea, america, beijing, all failed to materialise. cause mainly the school refused to give us their support and let us skip a few days of school. awww shucks.
band isn't all about band pracs though. eating dinner with bandits @ kap/btp/btm/coro. pizza parties at koon weng's house. church hopping with rujun ernest darrell junjie. new year celebrations @ marina bay. birthday parties. stayovers. christmas carolling. and of course the usual stuff. outings movies bowling pool bball soccer etc etc.
seems like such a long time since i left the high school "boy band". really really much much different from jc side. cause jc side has girls. and girls are awfully sensitive. its not as fun though. i think i miss high school bandits. of course i also miss lim lip hua la. -.-
its tough remembering. i miss it all. cause high school days seem much more slack and relaxed, much more carefree. although it's not suppposed to be like that. i didn't have so much to worry about in high school side, despite my academic short-comings. i enjoyed going for band more than i enjoy going for band now. i dno why. its just LIKE THAT. full stop.
some reasons why you should join band:
1. cause band has really really great band members 2. cause you'll always have a surplus of cip hours 3. cause you never have to worry about your cca grade 4. cause bandits are all passionate about music, and its contagious 5. cause bandits are really united 6. cause band moulds you to become a more precise person and a perfectionist 7. cause one should always be involved in music 8. cause you get a sense of achievement when you perfect your pieces 9. cause the exhilaration you get when you finish performing concerts cannot be found elsewhere 10. cause music makes the world go round 11. cause derence leng is not a metronome 12. cause derence leng is not lim lip hua 13. cause we have the most entertaining conductor in the world 14. cause we also have the most guai lan conductor on earth 15. cause bandits all work towards the same common goal 16. cause success in band is a team effort 17. cause bandits can always become full time musicians should their career options really suck 18. cause band allows you to constantly challenge your limits 19. cause our band always has the chance to become the top band 20. cause there's always the storage room to hide in should you need to pon lessons 21. cause the storage room is your locker 22. cause you'll never be marked late for school if you're with the band 23. cause we have a new band room @ salt centre 24. cause we need more brasses 25. cause not everybody can play semiquavers at crotchet = 168 26. cause band has lotsa bandits for you to crap around with 27. cause we have nice seniors this year 28. cause we have great batchmates 29. cause bandits are cool 30. cause we break school rules together
how many bandits does it take to change a lightbulb? 5076520742. cause 1 go, all go.
band > you. join band. because cider is the elixir of life
5.45pm
today was a totally warghish day for me, by my standards. argh. somehow. today. not lucky. no good feng shui or whatever.
started off when daryl's mum didn't want to carpool me today cause she wanted to hit the gym before she went off to work, den she scared i late den waste her time. ): so i had to take bus la. but ok la, usual stuff la.
CHEM TEST TODAY WAS KJGLSJKRLHFSE. study or dun study all the same. all fail. FAIL. study, and you have a lack of time. dun study, got plenty of time, but no content at all. i got like half-half. and now i'm fighting for a sub-pass. super careless. all their cation they write until so small den i keep missing, keep taking it as an element instead of cation. sneaky cheapskates.
prolly the only bright spark in my day was when we just finished chem lecture test, den had chem tutorial. walk into the class, past the teacher's table already see christine's test paper first question [ free frag oxidising + reducing agent ] wrong liao. soo-per funny lol. laugh like siao. i think christine's aim in hcjc is to make everyone die laughing. :D:D:D:D I LAUGH AT YOU, CHRISTINE.
econs was another lol. esp marcus. i rmb him. "since there is an increase in the demand for organic bread, the supply for organic wheat will drop because the people will want to grow organic bread instead of organic wheat." and guo jie trying to smoke his way through and talk cock with dylis lim.
today mr low really pissed me off. he FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON kept arrowing me today. practically 95% of the questions all gimme answer one. as if he was trying to use 20 thousand different bullets to shoot me down liddat. and furthurmore I WAS CONSTANTLY HALF ASLEEP HELLO??? i tried to smoke my way through but i ended up spewing rubbish. can't help it. tired. he says he was told i need special attention or sth like tt. and i think i know who dunnid. either bloody ke ee kian [ and i very much doubt its her ] or zhixiang's dad, aka my kay poh uncle [ whom i'm 90% sure it is ] and now i'm marked. THANK YOU VERY MUCH REALLY. i'll get him back somehow. someday, somehow. argh.
"jiawei you want to answer the question?" "jiawei can you gimme the answer?" "jiawei what are the forces acting on jun ting?" "jiawei would you like to close the lesson with the answer?" "jiawei...." "jiawei...." "jiawei...."
i still think alvin low is a nice teacher though. :)
after school went home with ernest talk cock sing song on 154 den go long john's to eat again this time i ate chicken which wasn't as bad as expected. i still think the fish is king though.
anyway have loads to do, have:
1. physics newton's law tutorial 2. maths assignment 2 [ i did question 2 or 3 wrongly i think ] 3. mug econs lect quiz 4. econs article appraisal 5. GP AQ
wooohooo. tonight dun need to sleep again lol.
anyway, presenting to you, the one and only legendary zong ying.
because cider is the elixir of life
Sunday, February 25, 2007
6:26 AM .
2.26pm
now that the threat of a teacher reading my blog is oh-so-real,
i realise that if any teacher happens to google his/her name and chances upon my blog i'm so infinitely screwed.
oh dear.
i really pray and ferverntly hope it doesn't happen.
i have tons of homework still left undone, and likely to remain in this state for eternity. because cider is the elixir of life
Friday, February 23, 2007
12:34 PM GOSH AM I TIRED
8.34pm
yet i think i'll do some maths by the weekend. cause i think i shockeded mr yeo when i told him i didn't do 1D Q10 today. i think he must have quite a good impression of me before today. oh dear..
and i slept during gp again, and now am blacklisted by our dear beloved nirmala ong.
i think i'm beginning to give my dearest teachers a headache. same old, same old hurh?
PON BAND TMR. cause tmr sheng heng and meijun got core modules. means tt band prac will be damn sian. cause i'll have to sit with kkh AND mai yishan. both typically idiotic and egoistic gepers.
i can really really imagine band prac tmr if i go.
> jessalyn and jun wei paktoh-ing at the middle > chun yan and cheryl stoning/whispering to one another about the stuff that girls talk about. > kkh stoning cause he and i are not on speaking terms > me playing handphone games YET AGAIN. [ THANKS A MILLION JUNBO! :D:D:D ] > yishan being his usual ornery self at the corner
and mr leng said he's gonna test scales tmr. all green. if not, FAIL. out you go and practice for 10 minutes and come back again. and test again. fail and you repeat. and keep repeating and repeating till you get all 2 and half octaves steady green all the way. oh myyyy. a bit interesting ah...
so i decided for the greater good of myself, i shouldn't go for band tmr. for the first time this year lehhhhh.
morning medical @ STMS at 9am AGAIN this time cause i didn't bring my specs the last time. argh. cause i lost them. so i borrowed shawn's one. gah. go there lag abt 10 mins den siam le. still, its a valid reason. wooohoooo.
ERNEST DON'T TELL THAT ITS JUST 10 MINUTES KAYY?
tmr who wanna go out?? or mebbe i should stay at home to mugg. cause yiren yiyin and aya prolly going to come stayover again. and tt'd be the end of my studying. :D:D:D with the chem lecture test and a econs lecture quiz next week, i think its better if i did a spot of studying first.
my head says i should mug, but my heart tells me to heck it and go wild. the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak? or not.
we'll see.
really.
some really real facts:
> george bush plays the tenor sax > lee hsien loong plays the clarinet > ho ching plays the eupho > koon weng plays the trumpet > osama plays the oboe > michael faust plays the flute > stephen keller plays the flute because cider is the elixir of life
Thursday, February 22, 2007
3:15 PM my story
11.16pm
this is a story on how i re-entered the complex and dynamic world of CHEMISTRY.
Part I: it all happened during chem lab lesson today. yupp. lab lesson. OOI AH GUAT [ henceforth called OAG for short ] ABSOLUTELY HAD to use the 2 hr lab session for lessons didn't she. argh. at first it was kinda drab, with all her droning and stuff, den she started going around asking questions from the tutorial according to index number. and somehow i was so damn lucky that the question i was to answer just so happened to be the only one i did. a sorta sub question. call it premonition or absolute luck. i figured out tt today was my lucky day, that things would sorta be in my favour. in view of the lecture test on monday "consisting 40% of your final grade. together with your block test and class test and lecture tests of course.", i decided to get my chem back on track.
Part II:
hence i decided to read up a bit and den do. and i found out that atomic structure was free frag after all. all it took was a bit of reading. or maybe it was because we learnt this way back in sec 3. or maybe its just my tremendous brain power. the latter, i guess. so i chiong the tutorial and ~SHOCK!~ I FINISHED IT. mmm mebbe i got stuck at a few questions [ Q7 ], but argh, what the heck. considering that i haven't done a single chem tutorial all on my own this year, i think its just amazing! i'm totally boshed by my superb ability mannn. i knew i made the right choice getting to sciences instead of arts. i just knew it. 6th sense. i think OAG is really useless. i wasn't listening to her at all during her lesson. come to think of it, i haven't listened properly to what she has been saying ever since introductory lectures like 1+ months ago.
another point to note. during break our class was chionging our class sport, namely frisbeeeeee, when an order came from above - or below -, namely OAG, for us to stop playing because we had a chem lecture test on monday. zomg. and wow. the class just dao-ed her and continued playing like we didn't hear her. maybe i was the only one to hear her. my super sensitive ears.
Part III:
I PASSED MY CHEM TEST!!!60%. zomg. partly cause i was sitting next to looly. kang wee at first say i got top in class nia, cause it was in order of merit and someow mine was on the top. shockeded. turns out xuan wei got full marks and a hell lot of others got 80%. wet blanket.
my chem prac pwns too! i got a L8 L8 L4 which is pretttty decent, as compared to my high school one of L1 L6 L6 argh. i guess things couldn't get much worse from my high school days. when you're shitty like high-school-me, the only way is up. gah.
Epilogue:
so far my academic side is like pwnage. as compared to high school side.
on second thought, it doesn't say much, but nvm.
i got a distinction for maths and a B for chem. oh myyyy. woohoooo!! TAKE THAT MRS KE. EAT YOUR WORDS [ and your shoes ] its so uplifting when i realise that i was getting a L1R5 of 39 just over a year ago. and having to meet the dean and the p. and of course, not forgetting our dear beloved mrs ke and chen lao shi too!
actually results here can be deceiving. cause maths was the uber free frag brainless partial fractions and binomial. and chem, like i said, i was sitting beside looly. we shall see after the first term then. ahahahaha. because cider is the elixir of life
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
1:58 PM stinking lousy.
9.58pm
really really rotton day today.
s-u-p-e-r tired.
can't concentrate in classes. not like i usually do, but today was worse than usual.
band prac sucked.
dinner sucked.
absolute tiredness.
chem lecture was the first lesson of the chinese new year mannnnn. what a GREAT way to start the year. OOI AH GUAT and her rubbish. wonder how am i ever going to pass chem this year. and next year too for that matter.
PE was bball. think i severed my thumb in the process. anw it wasn't much, the teacher made us all learn bball ever sooo s-l-o-w-l-y. like toddlers. and i suck at bball la. my thumb hurts BAAAADLY. like a sore thumb.
physics was even worse, cause it was after PE and i was super distracted and lik couldn't keep still for long, really restless. and i didn't do physics excercise 4. yupp. mr low asked me to stay back after school. i initially thought tt he wanted to make us do cs, but turns out he just gave us a small talk, said tt he initially wanted to make us stay back and finish it, but since its CNY and the season for giving and forgiving, he let us off but we still had to hand in the physics the next day. he's like i said a nice guy, just tt his lessons are OH SO DAMN BORING.
maths tutorial was crappy. i didn't listen again. and mr yeo didn't really help by giving out chocolate coins for fun. like 1 box [ 200 ] of them. each were supposed to take arnd 2. jack took 98758437 of them and we spent the rest of the day screwing around with chocs. chocolate towers, chocolate words and shapes and sizes and food fights. mr yeo knew we were really screwing around, but i think he didn't care anymore. its quite saddening actually.
lunchtime was basically more frisbee-ing and sianedness.
band prac was boring to death, another lip hua practice, with close to 0 productivity. i can't even remeber what we did.
dinner with bandmates wasn't tt bad la. i mean, cause dinner with bandmates are NEVER bad. ahahahha. khee xuan wanted to go to adam food centre to makan the nazi lemak there so we went there and to our dismay IT WAS CLOSED FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR ZOMG. what the heck. so in the end we ate some lousy stinking malay hippie foods and rubbish. the best thing was prolly the bandung.
overslept on the bus, so took to payer lebar den walked home. cause i was so damn tired i knew it i took another bus home i'd oversleep again. better safe than sorry, so i walked.
you know what, its really depressing talking about absolutely shitty and rotten stuff. and i'm really tired. i think i'll bathe listen to With Heart And Voice again and sleep. and wake up tmr at 3am to do my gp essay and my physics tutorial.
there's chem prac tmr. 2 HRS MORE OF OOI AH GUAT.
i feel suicidal.
~tulu. because cider is the elixir of life
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
2:20 PM money count: $310
10.21pm
so this brings a close to my cny07. actually. it really sucked. except for some 6 BRILLIANT HOURS when my cousins stayed over. and some 3 NICEEEE hours where i went to zhixiang's bloody big house to play unlimited games on his pool table.
crap. am really tired. didn't sleep last night. really. party @ jim's house at abt 9, till abt 12+ den went home with yiren yiyin jim and russell. aya wanted to stay i think, but esther yiyi prolly wasn't comfortable with the idea of her sleeping [ or not ] with 5 other guys anymore, now tt she's sec 2 liao. so went home played cards again for a while den played a crazy game of monopoly. it still bugs me how one can win with just one solitary hotel at trafalgar square and nothing else.
anyway played for a few hours den we sian liao siam to macs to eat breakfast at abt 3 am. WOAH AND THERE WERE A HECK LOT OF PEOPLE AT MACS CAN. i have no idea why they were there either. anyway we slacked there ate breakfast, jim ordered the baguel (sp?) thingy which took half an hour to cook up, and by the time the bangla waitress came with the burger we were all sprawled on the table around the chair on the floor against the wall deep in our slumber. heh. at least the managress was rather nice, she gave us all apple pies to keep us awake [ and to make up for the long burger too i expct ]
we staggered home half drunk with sleep at abt 6. yiyin still had to go to SERVE MASS CAN. den yiren wanted to walk home to sleep. for his safety, we didn't allow him at first, but in the end we relented. still no news whether he made it back or not.
went back, played EVEN MORE monopoly, this time with my mum and sis, den we had to go to zhixiang's house for lunch, so we sent jim and russell to ah ma house den we siam.
my room's still considerably neat, taking into account the stayover. in the past once they'd stayed i'd have to spend a few weeks clearing up the massive disaster loh. basketball, table-tennis, soccer, squash, you-name-it-we-play-it all in my room. so aha. can imagine the zai state of my room la. but this time was GOOD but mostly cause we were out wrecking havoc at mac for the most of the time they were here.
well. at least i got a neat room to do my work in. still have.
1. gp essay 2. maths tutorial 1D 3. econs tutorial
but i think i'll dao and go to sleep. i need it. badly. because cider is the elixir of life
Monday, February 19, 2007
9:06 AM CHINESE NEW YEAR DAY 2
5.06pm
HIPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!! HIPPY.
$200 worth of ang baos from ytd. today slack slack fun fun. tmr chiong my dad's filthy rich side. after ytd's slack stay at my grandma's house i realised some shocking stuff.
1. i have an indon cousin. 2. i have a MALAY HIPPIE cousin.
my class has some really SANE families. jia min collected $600 yesterday alone. which is like what i'd collect for 2 years. omg omg. her excuse is that her grandma durai gave her $300. oh mannn if both my grandmas gave out $300 per ang bao my granddad would weep buckets of tears in his grave. i have like freaking lotsa cousins
and 4 more but i can't rmb their names although they're immediate cousins. they're awful mugger buggerish and i really really don't like most of them. come on! most of them are doctors and lawyers to-be. throw in a computer geek too. ugh!
my mum's side of the family are really really nice cause they're a heck lot more decent [ie don't care abt academics] and they don't give two hoots abt school stuff. i hang out with them like 2739879835 more times than i hang out with my dad's family.
i think i'm going to quickly quickly rush my gp essay and math tutorial 1D cause my cousins [durh mum's side] are coming over to stay and once that happens all hell breaks loose and i'll never even set my sights on my work ever again. ugh! maths dennis yeo. ok he's quite nice, he gave me a distinction for some lousy work. and UGH! gp nirmala ong. no one likes her and her -BOOM!- freaking wierd hairdo.
kayyy i'm off to do my stuff.
and as promised, extracts from marcus's bio file.
and this is some real good stuff. shows what exactly the people think. because cider is the elixir of life
Friday, February 16, 2007
1:08 PM HAPPY CNY DOOD
9.09pm
there's been so much to blog abt! particularly cause i havent been blogging much cause i'm feeling LAZY. typically ME.
WEDNESDAY
x-country + valentine's day + angel mortal day
wednesday was angel mortal reveal day! yay! although i alrdy knew who my angel/mortal were, it was still nice to confirm anyway. steve, my mortal and pauline, my angel. all nice and really really cool ppl. steve was particularly nice. :D:D:D i gave him cat food, toiletseat cover, condoms, pampers/underwear [brand new i assure you] broccoli, and some really really proper gifts [ie chocs and stuff, but some only] and in return he got me test tubes, sanitary pads, toilet rolls and some really really proper gifts too! [like chocs and stuff too!] and for v-day we gave him an ice tray for him to use in the boarding school, and a real preeeeeety blouse! omg omg. and he's super sporting can, ver on, we ask him to wear den he readily wore it, no need to bond him as planned. steve gave me this tiny ball, but he wrapped it up with 0878097436745 layers of newspaper so it took me 10 minutes to unwrap it wth. and it looked damn big also. but at least it looked cute.
steve so chio!
my present from steve:
with cover:
without cover [notice the number of newspapers and SEE THE TINY ORANGE BALL AT THE BOOTOM?]
and my angel pauline was also really nice! she gave me a wallet! and i gave her her BOOK [which i was really moaning about a few posts ago]. yay! and i already started using it already! my old one is like, 2 years old liao wtf.
aiyar den went for band gave the band ppl their gifts [chocs from SHENG HENG to meijun cheryl and chun yan/jolenta and BUBBLE BATH for anutie durai to share with uncle lardy] and got some muffin in return from auntie jessy aka durai. i didn't know it was a muffin and dumped it in my bag so it turned into this sort of pancake thingy. OH WELL.
anw, wasn't much. blah until x-country. walked for the first time cause i dno why. felt compelled to do so. walked with sampan and ben chan aka CHAMPION. nth much, the highlight was where we heard a helluva noise and came within 2m of 4 monkeys having sex. serious. the male monkey was on top. but i shall spare the details. auntie jessy earlier on saw them digging each others butts. oh myyyy. shao err ah..
THE MONKEY:
we walked until we saw super lot of teachers RUNNING behind us during the teachers race and den we started chionging. i kid you not. its really nice to turn around and see teachers running after you. ok not really runnning after you, but you get the drift. i got 700th position zomg.
went out for CLASS DINNER at j8. which was really uneventful. oh YA. met 156 pervert daniel cheng on 156! oh myyyyy. and SANDRA sat beside him. on VALENTINES DAY TOO! oh so sweet of her. really!
SANDRA'S VALENTINE
went home with daryl, took 13, uneventful again. bah.
THURSDAY
class banner! did our last minute banner in a lil over half an hour, stole paints brushes newspapers and other essentials cause we didn't have our own. and heyyyy it looked presentable ok, no matter what dennis yeo said.
had SECTIONALS with DERRENCE LENG WTF. but it wasn't as bad as expected, he changed my tone, he said it sounded better, but i think it got airier, but he's the pro, so he WIN. gave us polishing cloths and asked us to get this rubbing alcohol, to clean our flutes. oh mannnn proper lessons on how to clean the flute at last! my flute looks like da bian la, i din even have to cloth to clean it. shueli msged jessy ask jc band to go down to field to play national anthem on friday, but all of us made a pact to pon. :D:D:D:D:D I LUBS MY SECTION DIBS DIBS.
meijun asked me to dream abt her and have sweet dreams, but i think if i dream abt her i'd prolly die laughing. and for the record, i did NOT dream abt her. she was joking only la neway.
FRIDAY
cny celebrations today!
got daryl to carpool me to school so i woke up half an hour later than usual! initially went to school in orange, but on arrival i saw ALMOST 90% OF THE PPL WEARING FAC SHIRT so i quickly siam and change. ya den morning assembly tt time true to our word THE FLUTES NV TURNED UP. in fact, only 20% of the band turned up. oh, only yishan and kkh the 2 fugtards went, but i dun really consider them part of the section yar? god i'm so mean to yishan.
anw our carnival was pangsai la, 1 hr street market really got use ah.. S60 took 15 minutes to sell out everything. made abt 30+ bucks in the process. didn't bother to get any reinforcements. so we paked up and closed shop. laggg arnd for the remaining 45 mins, den it was time for FAC / MASS DANCE!!!!!!!
I DIDN'T GO FOR ANY FAC DANCE SESSIONS so i ended up crapping like siao. mass dance was crapping with qijian and gwc at first den went to join my class later AT THE FRONT WTH. S66 was beside us and i saw juliana she asked whether i had a dance partner and i thought guo jie was dancing mass dance with me so i said like ya, but in the end guo jie pangseh me for marcus [or was it supposed to be liddat] and i danced mass dance alone AWWWWW. fac dance was a really LOL. i didn't know how to dance, christine didn't know how to dance either, so we ended up FAKING LIKE SIAO. dance together den anyhow shake here and there and WE MADE IT! it wasn't tt bad in the end. much much much better than i expected. i initially thought of just walking off once they reached the parts where i dno how to do, but since i was RIGHT IN FRONT TAMADE i decided to stick and i think i made the right choice cause i managed to fake just well enuff. AND CHRISTINE YOU DID WELL TOO!
ares won, which was a no-brainer for the judges cause:
1. apollo dance was messy 2. ares dance had sound [you know what i mean] 3. athena dance was bai lei 4. artemis dance was utter rubbish
anw after tt went for lunch at KAP laughed really badly at marcus's bio file, first time see teacher screw the student for terrible drawings. see for yourself later when i get the pics.
den went for like 10 minutes of pool at btp with S60, met 4D there also, crapped abt, den went with ru nai nai to bukit gombak play badminton with bandits [sean luther runainai ernest darrell m leong khai boon jia chen edward chin seng me and yikun!] after tt they went for dinner and i went home with jie han luther and darrell.
today i pangseh 4D bbq. argh. ok i admit the reunion dinner story was utter bullshit, but i really cant disclose my reasons. but trust me, it was totally unexpected and up till wednesday i had really really wanted to go for the bbq/kfc dinner. yea and i think i'll end up being sorry for missing it, but argh shit. i still miss the 4Dians a lot. laueriubyfjbha;mdfh;av. sorry.
i'm tired. i will sleep now. and wake up super late [like afternooon] tmr oh YUS HOLIDAYS (L)(L).
THIS IS MELVIN LIU JUN
AND THIS IS BEARD PAPA! [ernest this IS you] because cider is the elixir of life
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
12:44 PM gr
8.44pm
GOT THE BOOK DAMMIT.
lol feel quite bad cause steve's present is like less than 1/10th the value of pauline's present. awwww. and i haven't got pauline's chocs yet. screwit argh.
AND I TAMADE DO NOT LIKE CLAIRE SOON SAMPAN CAN? joker isp hahah
MY LOVELY MORTAL STEVE! (L) OMG OMG. because cider is the elixir of life
Monday, February 12, 2007
11:55 AM bad day argh.
7.55pm
oh crappp. today was a bad day. really really bad bad day day.
dylis lim is nuts. she screamed at us for not doing homework which she never asked us to do in the first place. and she's going to report to mr phang tt the whole class nv do her homework.
" YOU ALL ARE CHALLENGING ME! "
the caps aren't there for nuthin.
i'm so gonna fail ooi ah guat's test like pangsai. looly was sitting beside me, i got almost all his answers, but i think i'll still fail cause MY ANSWERS ARE DIFFERENT FROM MRS OOI'S ONE. arghs. ooi ah guat is really shitty. i really don't like her number one amongst all other teachers.
but enough of school. let me tell you the sad tale of what happened when i went to buy presents for my angel, pauline. presenting to you, my sob story.
2.10 pm: met sherman and jie han @ band room, then decided to take the first bus tt comes to school. 170 came first, so we took to bugis den to tampines.
2.50 pm: omg back at tampines for the first time in like a year! [the chalet cycles in december and june doesn't count cause they were @ night!] and it still remains the pai kias haven. what the hell. i can't really believe i was from around here for 6 long years.
3.10 pm: walked the whole of tampines mall, just browse, den decided to go makan cuz we all ver hungry.
3.30pm: went to kfc there to eat. haha. unfortunate incident. i was eating, sherman was eating beside me, and we were sitting inside facing the outside of the shop [can see through the glass wall one la] while jie han was facing the inside of the shop, and then this girl walked past the shop [outside] and there was this huge gust of wind *poof!* and blew her skirt up and we me and sherman saw her upskirt! i mean, if she were some chiobu it'd be some sort of eye-candy. problem was, this girl had legs like world trees. she looked somewhat like butcher the abomination. and me and sherman promptly lost our appetite. oh mannnnnn.
4.15pm: walked around tampines mall again, this time more detailed look into the stall. in the end we got nth except for sherman who got some sweets and the death note notebook. argh. headed towards century square.
5.00pm: century square was worse, cause there was nth there. really. all clothes and stuff. i called steve and asked him for pauline's number, the called up pauline and demanded that she tell me what she wanted for v-day, threatened to buy rubbish [like what we got for steve] for her if she didn't own up tt she was my angel, and stuff, and she finally relented. turned out she wanted either: 1. from another day by mitch albom, 2. wallet 3. bag 4. pencil case 5. water bottle
went to this bookshop there, turned out it was second hand wan, and it only had 2 books by mitch albom, tuesdays with morrie and the 5 ppl you meet in heaven. so i decided to troop all the way by myself to parkway mph later for the book. sherman and jie han went gaga over comics collection located at the top floor argh. spent lotsa time there while they shopped like siao. in the end sherman bought this poster of this damn errrrr guy while jie han bought nth. hahah. oh well.
6.00pm: by this time i was alrdy damn tired la, my eyes could barely open, i was shufling my feet and i really couldn't be bothered abt pauline's gift at all. faster rushed them all to the bus interchange and got onto my 31 and promptly fell into deep slumber.
6.50: somehow, by sheer luck, managed to wake up in time to drop off at parkway and made my way somewhat drowsily to mph. found tt the book there was OUT OF STOCK WHAT THE FUCK. so i decided to calm myself down by buying myself sth. so in the end i got 5 ppl you meet in heaven. :D:D:D reserved the book at mph at city link dammit. have to go there tmr to get. think will get it during the 4.5 hour break. oh ya. when i paid, the cashier gave me like $5 worth of coins can? and i was struggling to keep it, and in the process, i dropped one, and when i bent down to pick it up, my ipod slammed onto the floor. WHAT THE FUG AGAIN. and when i picked my coin and my ipod up, somemore coins fell to the floor like rain falling on my rooftop. clink clink clink. oh myyyy. and when i finally picked it all up, and started to move off, i decided to keep the coins properly and THEN MORE COINS FELL OUT OF MY HAND. and i looked like such a total jerk/idiot with so many ppl having to help me pick up my coins. so paiseh can. like some chs bookworm/nerd. and the super irritating thing was, there was this woman behind me who kept up a running commentary
" oh look he dropped his coin!"
" oh no! he dropped his ipod! must be more careful ar..." [like i did it on purpose!]
" oh dear! he dropped his coins again!"
"must be more careful next time dear."
dammit.
at least i got my 5 ppl you meet in heaven. if you haven't read it yet, go read it. serious.
tmr rujun's going with me to city link mph to collect my from another day. XD
on another note: I SAW KOON WENG BRANDON DENNIS AND NICOLE ANN LEONG ON SUNDAY @ CHURCH!! zomg.
tmr 2.30om @ city link mph. cheong jiawei 91766844 reserved: from another day by mitch albom. because cider is the elixir of life
Sunday, February 11, 2007
1:50 AM jay tee ass
9.50am
just woke up from some jts @ yuki yaki. mmm.
actually wasn't really much, was damn damn damn damn damn freaking tired cause had band for the most part of the day and really had to rush abt a lot during the day.
woke up at like 6am cuz had some medical to go to, then called da xian to ask what time we meeting. soooo sorry da xian for calling ur home hor, waking up everyone in your household, and generally making a nuisance of myself. anw we decided to meet at 7.30 so tt we can be just in time for the 8am medical. hahaha. so went back to my beauty sleep! XD
my dumb alarm clock woke me up at 7.05am which is s-u-p-e-r late, and by the time i chiong bathe brush teeth breakfast change and stuff and rush out of the house it was arnd 7.30 alrdy. opps. hehehe. anw i was trying to get a cab to chiong to eunos mrt to meet da xian cuz i thought he'd be there alrdy, but WHAT THE FUG THERE WERE NO CABS AROUND!!! i walked the entire way from my house to payer lebar mrt and there wan't one single freaking cab!!!!! wth. den da xian called and told me he was still at home lol.
in the end we decided to catch a cab together, den chiong there. in the end we still ended up late cuz the driver [and us] lost our way in the midst of finding STMS - singapore tech medical service or sth liddat - what the hell the medical centre is RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE CAN? the map showed it was opp of some bustop, but when we reached there THE WHOLE PLACE WAS FILLED WITH CONSTRUCTION SITES BLOCKING EVERYTHING FROM OUR VIEW so how the heck were we suppoed to know where it was??
in the end some joker told us the way and we made it like half an hour late.
was really rubbish la, not really eventful, other than the fact tt i have to go back there on 24th or sth liddat because i didn't bring my specs today because i couldn't find them since 2308572985 years ago. argh. go back to the super ulu place again? no way mannnn. i'll try to get da xian to come along with me :D:D:D
after tt went for breakfast @ some kopitiam with da xian ate prata with him although his throat was really really bad. heh. skipped a bit of sectionals for this unofficially. i was only excused to go for the medical yar? anw took 154 to school from there while da xian went for another medical to get some referal letter to go for x ray for his throat since he's been coughing for abt 2 mths liao. da xian i really really hope you dont die. [if you're even reading this at all]
reached school had some crappy slacktionals cuz i was doing rubbish cuz i couldn't play my high e natural when auntie durai asked me to one person play argh. dunno why. but i could play it when we were all playing though. i must be getting sherman-itis. 8-)
went for lunch @ curry wok, sneaked some money from sheng heng and told him tt i was going to treat him lunch, being the nice friend tt i am, and HE DIDN'T KNOW AT ALL AND KEPT SAYING TT EVERYONE WANTED TO TREAT HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHA. in the end i told him la, and it was really good to see the shock on his face. he is one really blur and dumb shit.
after tt had combined prac but it started late cuz the jrs had some "debrief" after their xchange with st margs in the morning. apparently they didn't say thank you to some ppl for borrowing their instrus, and they screwed up badly, so they got stoned for like 1 hr! and we started band prac late! ahahahahahaha. xing zai le huo.
band prac was really boring, ran through symphonic, then leng wanted to do the fanfare so slack slack for us, went to sleep as usual. meijun was supposed to sleep while i was supposed to wake her up, but somehow it ended up the other way round. oops! heehee. heck larrr. sight read through some errrrr pieces after tt. got like shelter island catskills new york, and some others. it was really shitty cuz at first for shelter island auntie jessy/durai wanted to sabo me and meijun make us play first flute but FIRST FLUTE HAD TO DEVIDE INTO 3 PARTS and we only got 2 ppl so the plan backfired hahahahaha. den catskills and new york i slack cuz i dunno how to play. as in, my sight reading sucks kay.. i got lost at like the 2nd bar, and the 2nd bar was a rest bar dammit. was trying to figure out where the heck we were for the rest of the song. i hear my left side and right side yishan and meijun both play different one, so i play somewhere i the middle of both of them. :D:D:D:D slacker is me!
band eneded early at 3+ so i got time to buy steve's present for v-day liao! chiong down to IMM cause christine wanted to go there grrrr. took 852 to bukit batok and den take mrt and it took a grand total of 20 minutes!! wtf. if only my journey home everyday could be so super super fast.
anway went there to shop for steve's guai lan presents and OMG CHRISTINE IS DAMN EVIL PLEASE. the ideas she gave were.. monstrous. shan't reveal the presents till after v-day, cause.. steve might see. took some pictures there also, and will never never ever reveal them to anyone else, forever and ever amen. i will die if they ever ever come out. anyway we got 2! presents for steve. one for his bday on 12 feb and one for v-day one 14 feb. aha. he's sooo omg screwed. :D:D:D this one's for the sanitary pads and soap powder steve.
met siobhan and jonathan there *wink wink* they go jalan jalan a bit then siobahn went home while jon went with us to city hall to meet the rest for jts. christine was supposed to meet phillip and kenny at 5 @ city hall to buy charmaine's present but we left IMM at 5.10, so she was pretty late..
reached city hall at 5.50, christine was 50 minutes late! hahahaha never trust hc ppl when it comes to keeping track of time. lagggg there for a while, felt quite awkward wearing the fac shirt cuz.. no idea, just felt wierd. but not wierd enough for me to bring a change of clothes! my bags full enough as it is, with steve's present, and i'm lazy to bring one. so we walked to yuki yaki, got lost at marina square a few times, but eventually found our way there.
cooked our own dinner for dinner, was basically seoul garden with jap food. wth. and we got to make our own ice-cream too! they basically froze the plate at the bottom and got us to pour the syrup on the plate, so the syrup froze and POOF! it became guai lan ice cream! although it was an eye-opener, i was still wondering how they got us to pay to cook out own dinner and ice-cream.
the holy mess at my table: injured prawns - 20% burns [it doesn't look tt bad here.]
injured chicken - 100% burns
injured pan with protection - 70% burns
injured pan without protection - 40% burns
cooking ice-cream!
again!
my table had:
1. kenny 2. me 3. yang sai 4. pauline 5. siew ching (sp?) 6. wei xiang 7. lin chen
and it was the guai lan table. :D:D:D kenny was busy cooking all the time, yang sai and lin chen were speaking in chinese with their respective slangs, sounding really really like china chinese, wei xiang was acting like the gay tt he is, gaying with steve, who sometimes came over, and me... i was stoning cuz i was really really really damn damn damn tired. i kid you not kenny. i wasn't making a genuine honest and sincere effort to be anti-social.
seve + weixiang!
after eating a bit went to the toilet to pee, while philip "needed to... boom." hahahaha. den came back and ate ice-cream! looed quite errrr at first, but it turned out ok eventually.
ate till the shop closed at 10.30 den took grp photo den went home while some others decided to crash christine's house again. waited for number 10 bus at the bus stp for like HALF AN HOUR CAN? my phone had no more batt, my ipod also no batt, and my mum was so gonna kill me cuz the last time i checked [before my phone died] i had like 3 missed calls from home. opps.
in the end it wasn't tt bad la. just ask why i was so late and stuff, asked me to charge my phone and ipod and i apologised for being late so it wasn't really tt bad. funny how it goes. i apologise to ppl when i do things wrong when its not my fault [like waiting for the damn bus] while i die die also won't say sorry whenever somethings totally my fault. [like.. sth i dno]
went to sleep real quickly and didn't wake up till now :D:D:D:D:D
roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't at all
junting! because cider is the elixir of life
Friday, February 09, 2007
1:37 PM Os PWNS JOO
9.37pm
omg omg.
L1R0 = 5
wtf. HCL is shitty. but then again, who cares??? all that matters is that THERE'S NO MORE CHINESE FOR ME!!!
the others in S60 should be fine, other than the hci guys,
> jiamin got 6 a1s wtf > sandra should be arnd there too > marcus.. dunnid to talk liao la. top 1% in maths in hci lehhhh > kangwee not much worse/better than his good friend > huiting dsa-ed in, and she won't fail o lvls, so tt one settled > sarah. no one knows what happened to her cuz jacky didn't call. > christine got D7 for HCL ahahahaha even worse than me, but i think she is ip one so heck larr > xianzhe one of the top scorers in singapore got 9 A1s WHAT THE FUCK
celebrated by going to play pool with jumbo jack, soon sampan, eric, daryl and looly. haha. junbo was trying to improve his chinese cuz he got b3 for hcl, and for someone borned in china, its like, omg!!!! anyone who's borned in china and gets below a1 for chinese can zibei and die. but i digress...
anw, junbo was speaking chinese all the way to btp and HAHAHAA HIS CHINESE IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN B3!!! THE EXAMINER MUST BE BLIND!!!
some quotes from him, directly translated: > we now are going to play swimming pool
> we should be on top of your head right now
> when the lift door open, you should see us laughing at you.
okok the last sentence was fine, but problem was, btp there, we were camping at the lift there, waiting for weizhe to find us, and when the lift door opened, we started laughing [as planned] and to our shock we realised tt it was chock full of old aunties and uncles. den weizhe appeared from the other lift to find us all looking like idiots laughing senselessly into this lift full of old croonies.
anw junbo is damn super pro at pool la, he and eric pwnme and dayong like 30 million times. we only won the last game, so.. it was fine in the end. heh. today off form again nia. hahahahha excuses excuses.
ponned dramafeste cuz... i... just didn't feel like wasting my time. so now i'm the only one in my class tt's online, other than looly, who's forever online. what the heck.
i think the angel mortal thingy between me, christine and steve is getting... abit out of hand. he gave chirstine a box of soap powder and gave me sanitary pads this morning. he might have given out the presents wrongly. though he gave them out personally, there's stilll this chance that it was a mistake. i swapped with christine anw, so now my bag smells of fab soap powder wth hahahahah. now its our turn to give sth to steve and ITS PAYBACK TIME!!! hahaha. its my turn to screw this game up even more. :D:D:D
oh ya, tt day blood test tt time christine was bored so she decided to help steve write a letter to his supposed crush, den ask looly to pass it to steve to pass it to his crush -who is looly's mortal- but DISASTER! steve saw through the paper and didn't pass it to her in the end. argh.
and sth else. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE CUZ I GOT A DISTINCTION FOR MATHS!! actually i saw the D and i tot it was like D for disgusting or derrible or sth like tt but apparently mr yeo goes by the DMU system [distinction merit and the famous ungraded] and he was damn lenient so half the class ended up with Ds. hahaha. anw it was really cool to not flunk maths everytime. :D:D:D shawn chee was sort of shocked when i told him. heh. oh well.
jay tee ass tmr and its at 6 @ marina or sth like tt. going to yuki yaki to makan i think. $50 can liao. oh myyyy. i dunno, i'll just follow junbo after band, cuz band ends at 4.30 tmr. argh. from morning 9 till after 4.30. but i'll be going late cuz i got medical with da xian for the yfc thingy argh shit.
TILL THEN, GOODBYE!!!!
YOUR BELOVED AND CHERISHED, JIAWEI. HAHAHAHA CHEONGEE. WHTVR because cider is the elixir of life
Thursday, February 08, 2007
9:04 PM Os ARE BACK
5.05am
ytd was damn tiring. dno why also, just fell asleep the moment i reached home. ^^
yesterday was liang yi's birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOOLY!! again we celebrated his bday with a cake (rather, ice cream) and a card! aha. looly also ver paiseh la, but ah well, its his birthday.
looly the bday boy!
i think steve is sibei lucky to have me and chirstine as angel + mortal lol. crap crap crap. i gave steve cat food, toilet seat covers, condoms, broccoli so far; steve gave me toilet paper; chirstine gave steve half a watermelon! hahahahahaha. she gave his the watermelon yesterday, but my class took it and disfigured it first lol.
the legendary toilet roll!
steve's broccoli!
chirstine's melons! hahahahahha
wenqiang the watermelon man!
again!
think will give him some big shit for V-Day. speaking of which, OH MY GOD I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BUY PRESENTS!!! HOLY SHIT!! today is more or less taken up, derence leng wants flutes to stay back on saturday for extra training (by him, no less) so the whole saturday morning + afternoon gone liao, still have jts/ah ma house after tt, den sunday is church day, whilst weekdays are even more packed with fun-filled activities such as lessons and mugging.
donated blood for the first time yesterday. wasn't as bad as SOME people made it out to be, went there at abt 1 plus and partied there till econs lesson, den went back to reading room to continue with the party after econs also. the queue was super long, there was this free flow of food and drinks, so... go figure. we were practically the last few to donate blood la. actually it wasn't painful at all, apart frm the JAB TAMADE that they gave you to test if your blood had enough iron or not. ppl had only one tiny hole, i had 2! the nurse screwed up i think. they take the blood den put it in some blue fluid, den if it floats den you GG, if nt den ok la. my half float half sink so they cleared me. guai lan blood ahahaha.
i think i have too much blood or sth, i donate tt time super fast, abt 10 minutes den ok liao. and i got a CUTE BANDAGE. omg i had to walk home in this bandage argh.
i rmb they were asking us to drink lotsa water, have plenty of rest, don't have vigoourous exercise and to take the iron pills, right before we left... but like 5 minutes later, i was playing tennis with ernest chin seng and khai boon. i think i'm superman or sth. hm.....
had a tummyache after tt though, on the way home. must be the many many many packets of biscuits i ate, or the really sour juice they had. argh.
Os ARE OUT TODAY. WHAT HAPPENS IF I FAIL CHINESE??? AND TO ALL YOU SUCKERS OUT THERE TAKING YOUR LVL RESULTS, GOOD LUCK AHAHAHAHAHA. REALLY!!
don't come to hcjc though, can see how boring GP lessons are.
chrisine, steve's mortal and my partner-in-crime because cider is the elixir of life
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
1:27 PM random
9.27pm
MY ANGEL'S NOT SIOBAHN!!! either that or she's using reverse reverse psychology on me, which i seriously doubt.
i think tt by the time everyone finishes their GP presentation, everyone will hate nirmala ong.
teachers we've pissed off:
1. nirmala ong (GP) 2. dennis yeo (math) 3. ooi ah guat (chem) - but i think she's too dumb to be pissed off actually 4. dylis lim (econs)!!! 5. alvin low (physics)
this leaves our PE teachers, colin ang and michael wong!!! lololol break record liao. 4D record smashed. we screwed all our teachers in a grand total of 5 weeks. zomg!!!
today sectionals ver fun cuz today auntie jessy act cute. everytime auntie durai try to get us to do sth yishan will bite her head off, den she will pretend to cry, den do until ver funny :D:D my section shao crappy ah.. i bet deep down uncle jun weo alrdy plotting to decapitate yishan liao. you have been warned myish! haha jurasic park also the ppp park auntie jessy try to get us to play soft tt time we all fake her blast like siao den in the end she have to cut players!!! (L) heehee! now only yishan kian hong and jun wei play, we fake, cuz the rest of us all crap and guai lan jessy durai. super fun :D:D:D
on the way back home ernest -who had kindly waited 3 hours for me to finish sectionals- and i were talking lotsa rubbish as usual lollylol. being really mean and talking mean stuff abt the girls in band, who cmi and who cmi [can + cannot], and it was quite depressing really. lol. go figure. :D:D:D the band there is imba gender balance. 12 girls 21 boys zomg. yishan can gay with kian hong :D:D:D
argh. i have math test tmr, and chem test on thursday. and i'm gonna die for both. chem more so. ooi ah guat said "i'm going to test everything tt you've learnt." but problem is, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL SHE'S BEEN TEACHING FOR 5 BLOODY WEEKS ALRDY!!! wtf.
i sense a straight U coming.
WHO ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE?? WE ARE WE ARE OOI AH GUAT!!!
christine the genius.
argh.
after i put up the tagboard i realised tt quite some number -ok, much more than what i'd expected- of ppl actually still read my blog. which i've got mixed feelings over:
- quite relieved cuz, i dno, some ppl actually still read. quite heartening.
- but more seriously, quite worrying. i'm been slamming ppl on this blog and writing terrible stuff abt them, and if word gets out [or even worse, THEY READ IT FIRST HAND] i'm screwed. oh mannnn.
MY ANGEL PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR I WILL CONTINUE TO GUAI LAN YOU. because cider is the elixir of life
Monday, February 05, 2007
9:01 AM abundant class spirit!
5.01pm
should i get a tagboard? there's been a many public requests, but i'm not sure.. the last time i had one it turned into a spamboard. those in favour, say aye!
today i chiong home cause koon weng fetching darrell mark leong home, so me jie han and ernest all hitched the ride. :D:D reached payer lebar at abt 2.30, ate lunch @ kfc, finished at 3.05, chiong home by 3.15. :D:D:D first time of the year where i reached home before 6 larrrr.
i think i'm being really mean to my class. there they are, trying to bond the class together, while over here, i'm just dao-ing all of them. i think i really really letted them down. today they stayed back for fac dance and cny banner painting, yet i pangseh all of them to siam home. i feel really bad la. i like my class, i don't want to change classes after 3 mths,
but:
1. i don't like to dance
2. i don't know how to dance the fac dance (cause i pon all fac dance sessions durh)
3. too many painters spoil the cny banner.
4. i love band members more than i like my class.
after being with the band members for more than 4 years, its inevitable tt i'm way more comfortable being around them all, as compared to my class, which i've been with for a grand total of 5 weeks. and no one in the class talks much. or rather, the stuff they talk abt isn't what i talk abt, we're just so different. different wavelength and stuff. everyone in my class is very reserved, more conservative, not tt open, at least not yet. with the band, ppl really talk, as in, let fly with all kinds of rubbish (ERNEST CAN YOU HEAR ME?) and dun care what others think abt them. over there, there's so many ppl i can talk -as in really talk- to. [ sheng heng junbo weeliang ernest junjie sean rujun khee xuan wei xin nicholas da xian and some newcomers ] i really miss having a top-class crapper in my class argh. probably tt's why i hang out with the band ppl so much.
no one in my class talks abt ppl the way band members do. today ernest darrell and jie han and me were talking abt some NIE guy, ping kun aka shrek -cuz he's so fat huge- and
how he's so fat his pinky is as fat as my thumb, how when he holds the clarinet his fingers cover the whole clarinet, how he's so fat he makes darrell look thin, how he tries to be expressive when playing the clarinet - and ends up looking like a snake charmer, how he has 10 times more pimples than jie han, how his face has no skin - all pinples, how his face is full of colourful pimples - white black red and pink,
and a lot of other really really insulting stuff too mean to be repeated here. if i were to do tt with my classmates the topic'd prolly get closed as soon as i'd brought it up, cause everone here're all guai kias. its really hard to be in a half mugger half bugger class, where there're no real crappers.
but enough about my class. argh. i feel really bad cuz my class spirit. booohoo. but i can't help it. its hard not to be like tt when you have such great friends over in band.
some stuff abt my angel: 1. its a girl -so says steve-
2. she likes korean dramas
3. she likes to read
4. she takes a h3 subject
5. its not yang sai, but its close -so says steve again-
i still dno who my angel is. ANGEL IF YOU'RE THERE PLEASE GIMME SOMMORE CLUES. I DON'T WANTA GET A SHOCK ON V-DAY!!!
band > you
because cider is the elixir of life
Sunday, February 04, 2007
2:04 AM me
10.04am
i finally figured out some stuff abt me!
1. i talk to ppl whom i think are equal with me. if i dun talk to you it prolly means tt i think tt you're above me. either tt or you're damn damn damn damn distant frm me, or tt i really really really don't like you (as in the case of lester and lester only so far).
2. i have really erratic mood swings. but i gain + lose my moods easily, so no worries!
3. i really don't talk when i'm in a terrible mood.
4. sleeping or eating makes me happy!
5. i really really don't like routine stuff (like going to school) because cider is the elixir of life
9.16pm
just woke up! :D:D:D finally one day of the week where i get to sleep in till super late -as in, compared to normal days lar- but still in shock after seeing auntie jessy's TT Durai house.
ytd had band orientation! super fun la. made up for the very lip hua (as said by ernest) band prac in the morning. i was in grp 5, and my grp originally had like 5+ ppl, but only me and chin seng turned up. together with Jacklyn and -oh shit i don't know what's her name- , the grp leaders, we made up a grand total of 4 ppl! obviously it wasn't going to work out like tt, so the organizers split us up and me and jacklyn went to the super zhai grp 2. shueli junjie vanessa jacklyn me khee xuan and jun wei. zomg!
and we were supposed to go through the amazing race with this tofu, and try to keep it intact. ya and sth like later will have best tofu award or sth. dno. we dumped ours in a plastic bag filled with water and heck care hahhahaaha.
first up was this green apple with 1/xie xie (written in fraction form) on it. prolly took us the longest time to solve (among other questions la) we took abt 5 mins to solve, but were stil the first grp to set off. apparently the apple shows tt its orchard (apples grow in orchards) and the xie xie translated to english was thanks/tangs and the fraction thingy showed tt it was in basement (as in below 1) so off we went! we were leading by abt 50m but the freaking 171 took such a blardy long time tt by the time it reached, the other grps had already caught up. and in the end teng en's grp had to take the next bus cuz we clogged up the entrance of the bus dun let them come in.
go tangs liao den had to mix suger cane + soya bean drink together and give to a passerby to drink. was quite easy cuz junjie used his charm and gave it to a ang moh to drink. ang moh's all very on one, not like singaporeans. aha. so next clue was shi si shi fen -as in 44 points la- and this one took us rather long, like 1 min to figure out but sueli -grp leader- keep giving us clues so in the end we found out. 44 points = 44 marks = E8 (high school = sub pass (college) = under pass! zomg!
strolled to the underpass since we were still head and shoulders in front of the other grps. task was to play a recorder and dance in a ver guai lan way. this one jun wei and jun jie took turns to do cuz ver paiseh, while the rest of us did the dancing. nt bad la, we got more attention than the buskers over there. a lot of ppl stared at us. but no one gave us money though. :( kk then the clue was a guy milking a cow, and jun wei was damn pro la, he immediately went marche -cuz they had this cow- and off we went!
we were happily strolling there when auntie jessy's grp - weeliang kia meng da xian and co.- ran past us wtf. so we buay song dun wan to lose so we also run, den run run run reach liao suddenly found out tt jacklyn junjie and vanessa were missing so we go back look for them for quite long before jacklyn called shueli to tell her tt they were inside liao. ya and shueli was turning back and running back -still talking on the phone- when she tripped and fell in the most unglam way ever! twist, twist the other way, piang! contact with the floor! smack in the middle of good ol orchard somemore. ahhh ver paiseh. she grazed her elbow, but seemed like it wasn't tt bad la. our task was to like milk the green fake cow at the entrance and scream to a passerby "WHY NO MILK???" quite -.- la, sommore the ppl there all pai kias wan. we again look for ang mohs and got quite a few dao us wtf but in the end we got it done in the most embarressing way ever. the ang moh looked at us den we scream at him and he dao us and didn't give us his attention, but we got like 4087457070 pai kias around us's attention. and they were really really staring at us like they want to beat us up like father porky liddat. so we quickly siam first la. next up was 7-11.
suposed to measure the distance of the door of 7-11 with apples and take a cute photo with the auntie. we measured the width of the door with our hands den use the apples to measure our hands and was super accurate la! and in the end we didn't dare to take photo with the uncle 7-11 cuz he was quite busy with customers so we took a photo in front of the shop and got a photo of us + him in the background -still doing his work la-
next up was CHM. which was just city hall mrt larrrr. so we chiong there, again met weely's grp, we both alliance, den they broke it by chionging in front of us, so we also chiong with them loh. they got there in front of us, but the difference was really, negligible. we were supposed to use someones's shoe as a phone and talk into it all the way to marina square -the next destination- so we got jacklyn and shueli to take off their slippers and walk barefooted while we used their shoes. at first quite spastic la, but i think its better to talk into a slipper looking like a retard as compared to walking barefooted from city hall the marina square.
marina square we didn't want to give them back their slippers, pretend it was lost aiya but we scared they cry, so in the end we gave in. a;skldjhnhpusr. our task was to form the words BAND with our bodies right smack in the middle of nowhere. uh huh. we slowly do, and den got alot of ppl see also, also ver paiseh. but better than other grps la. they had to do frog jumps and pumping and den they do halfway the security gaurd come and stop them (AY PLEASE DUN DO THIS LATER THE FLOOR WILL SPOIL ONE) lolollol. dumb shit. and i think shueli is accident prone loh, she tripped over some grass and nearly fell again. khee xuan was trying really hard not to laugh too loudly.
aiya last stop was esplanade -shueli leaked it out a few band pracs back- which was next to marina square, so we go there, our task was to find te 2 stationmasters. find find find for like 1 hr and we from 1st grp become 3rd grp loh. argh sucks. in the end it came out that we were here before the stationmasters wtf. so we reach liao nv see them den we siam to somewhere else nv go back to the seaside there. so we dropped down damn far behind loh. and also damn tired la, but still the 3rd grp :D:D apparently we were way too fast for our own good. even faster than station master nia. oh ya, and our tofu in water turned to dou hua shui, so we didn't win tt one either.
after tt went to jessalynn's TT Durai house and omg it was damn big larrr. 4 storeyed house filled with 305-76387645 golden taps. serious. every toilet has like 3 gold plated taps. wtf. her house is so big she needs 3 maids to keep it in check la. wtfwtf. she catered a cook to cook 100 bowls of laksa and 700 sticks of satay for the band. wtfwtfwtf. later she bring us tour her house and we were like wtf. her toilet is bigger than my room la! oh myyyyy. her room got everything tt you need la. oh myyyyy. someone gave her a saxa for a present even though she doesn't play the saxa. oh myyyyy. and she has a lot of chucky dolls in her house, which makes it really creepy. oh myyyyy.
actually i dun think auntie jessy needs to step out of her house at all la. has everything you need. shop for groceries? oh myyy you should see the amt of food she has. go jogging to keep fit? no need, got the runmill there waiting for someone to use it. pop over to the movies? what for when she has a TV which is 4 times my house's tv size. go do her hair? dunnid, her house got the machine liao. add to tt her photocopying machine, jacuzzi in every toilet, her one billion and one golden taps, her many million dollar rugs, thousand dollar paintings hung on the wall and whatnot, and you get the oh myyyyy picture.
her guest room -ok not room, house- at the attic is bigger than my entire 2nd floor la. wtf. and she has 3 storerooms, each bigger than my kitchen. oh myyyyy.
she has a pond in her front yard and a tree in her back yard. oh myyyyy.
her house got money lying everywhere. you wan you just go and take. oh myyyyy.
stayed until like 10 plus, celebrated weely, yixi and da xian's bday all together, den went home -direct bus- 32!
didn't take any photos, cuz i was still in shock. will take some the next time i go. must have section stayover liao. tamade. so rich. because cider is the elixir of life