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Sunday, February 04, 2007
1:16 AM
band orientation
9.16pm
just woke up! :D:D:D finally one day of the week where i get to sleep in till super late -as in, compared to normal days lar- but still in shock after seeing auntie jessy's TT Durai house.
ytd had band orientation! super fun la. made up for the very lip hua (as said by ernest) band prac in the morning. i was in grp 5, and my grp originally had like 5+ ppl, but only me and chin seng turned up. together with Jacklyn and -oh shit i don't know what's her name- , the grp leaders, we made up a grand total of 4 ppl! obviously it wasn't going to work out like tt, so the organizers split us up and me and jacklyn went to the super zhai grp 2. shueli junjie vanessa jacklyn me khee xuan and jun wei. zomg!
and we were supposed to go through the amazing race with this tofu, and try to keep it intact. ya and sth like later will have best tofu award or sth. dno. we dumped ours in a plastic bag filled with water and heck care hahhahaaha.
first up was this green apple with 1/xie xie (written in fraction form) on it. prolly took us the longest time to solve (among other questions la) we took abt 5 mins to solve, but were stil the first grp to set off. apparently the apple shows tt its orchard (apples grow in orchards) and the xie xie translated to english was thanks/tangs and the fraction thingy showed tt it was in basement (as in below 1) so off we went! we were leading by abt 50m but the freaking 171 took such a blardy long time tt by the time it reached, the other grps had already caught up. and in the end teng en's grp had to take the next bus cuz we clogged up the entrance of the bus dun let them come in.
go tangs liao den had to mix suger cane + soya bean drink together and give to a passerby to drink. was quite easy cuz junjie used his charm and gave it to a ang moh to drink. ang moh's all very on one, not like singaporeans. aha. so next clue was shi si shi fen -as in 44 points la- and this one took us rather long, like 1 min to figure out but sueli -grp leader- keep giving us clues so in the end we found out. 44 points = 44 marks = E8 (high school = sub pass (college) = under pass! zomg!
strolled to the underpass since we were still head and shoulders in front of the other grps. task was to play a recorder and dance in a ver guai lan way. this one jun wei and jun jie took turns to do cuz ver paiseh, while the rest of us did the dancing. nt bad la, we got more attention than the buskers over there. a lot of ppl stared at us. but no one gave us money though. :( kk then the clue was a guy milking a cow, and jun wei was damn pro la, he immediately went marche -cuz they had this cow- and off we went!
we were happily strolling there when auntie jessy's grp - weeliang kia meng da xian and co.- ran past us wtf. so we buay song dun wan to lose so we also run, den run run run reach liao suddenly found out tt jacklyn junjie and vanessa were missing so we go back look for them for quite long before jacklyn called shueli to tell her tt they were inside liao. ya and shueli was turning back and running back -still talking on the phone- when she tripped and fell in the most unglam way ever! twist, twist the other way, piang! contact with the floor! smack in the middle of good ol orchard somemore. ahhh ver paiseh. she grazed her elbow, but seemed like it wasn't tt bad la. our task was to like milk the green fake cow at the entrance and scream to a passerby "WHY NO MILK???" quite -.- la, sommore the ppl there all pai kias wan. we again look for ang mohs and got quite a few dao us wtf but in the end we got it done in the most embarressing way ever. the ang moh looked at us den we scream at him and he dao us and didn't give us his attention, but we got like 4087457070 pai kias around us's attention. and they were really really staring at us like they want to beat us up like father porky liddat. so we quickly siam first la. next up was 7-11.
suposed to measure the distance of the door of 7-11 with apples and take a cute photo with the auntie. we measured the width of the door with our hands den use the apples to measure our hands and was super accurate la! and in the end we didn't dare to take photo with the uncle 7-11 cuz he was quite busy with customers so we took a photo in front of the shop and got a photo of us + him in the background -still doing his work la-
next up was CHM. which was just city hall mrt larrrr. so we chiong there, again met weely's grp, we both alliance, den they broke it by chionging in front of us, so we also chiong with them loh. they got there in front of us, but the difference was really, negligible. we were supposed to use someones's shoe as a phone and talk into it all the way to marina square -the next destination- so we got jacklyn and shueli to take off their slippers and walk barefooted while we used their shoes. at first quite spastic la, but i think its better to talk into a slipper looking like a retard as compared to walking barefooted from city hall the marina square.
marina square we didn't want to give them back their slippers, pretend it was lost aiya but we scared they cry, so in the end we gave in. a;skldjhnhpusr. our task was to form the words BAND with our bodies right smack in the middle of nowhere. uh huh. we slowly do, and den got alot of ppl see also, also ver paiseh. but better than other grps la. they had to do frog jumps and pumping and den they do halfway the security gaurd come and stop them (AY PLEASE DUN DO THIS LATER THE FLOOR WILL SPOIL ONE) lolollol. dumb shit. and i think shueli is accident prone loh, she tripped over some grass and nearly fell again. khee xuan was trying really hard not to laugh too loudly.
aiya last stop was esplanade -shueli leaked it out a few band pracs back- which was next to marina square, so we go there, our task was to find te 2 stationmasters. find find find for like 1 hr and we from 1st grp become 3rd grp loh. argh sucks. in the end it came out that we were here before the stationmasters wtf. so we reach liao nv see them den we siam to somewhere else nv go back to the seaside there. so we dropped down damn far behind loh. and also damn tired la, but still the 3rd grp :D:D apparently we were way too fast for our own good. even faster than station master nia. oh ya, and our tofu in water turned to dou hua shui, so we didn't win tt one either.
after tt went to jessalynn's TT Durai house and omg it was damn big larrr. 4 storeyed house filled with 305-76387645 golden taps. serious. every toilet has like 3 gold plated taps. wtf. her house is so big she needs 3 maids to keep it in check la. wtfwtf. she catered a cook to cook 100 bowls of laksa and 700 sticks of satay for the band. wtfwtfwtf. later she bring us tour her house and we were like wtf. her toilet is bigger than my room la! oh myyyyy. her room got everything tt you need la. oh myyyyy. someone gave her a saxa for a present even though she doesn't play the saxa. oh myyyyy. and she has a lot of chucky dolls in her house, which makes it really creepy. oh myyyyy.
actually i dun think auntie jessy needs to step out of her house at all la. has everything you need.
shop for groceries? oh myyy you should see the amt of food she has.
go jogging to keep fit? no need, got the runmill there waiting for someone to use it.
pop over to the movies? what for when she has a TV which is 4 times my house's tv size.
go do her hair? dunnid, her house got the machine liao.
add to tt her photocopying machine, jacuzzi in every toilet, her one billion and one golden taps, her many million dollar rugs, thousand dollar paintings hung on the wall and whatnot, and you get the oh myyyyy picture.
her guest room -ok not room, house- at the attic is bigger than my entire 2nd floor la. wtf. and she has 3 storerooms, each bigger than my kitchen. oh myyyyy.
she has a pond in her front yard and a tree in her back yard. oh myyyyy.
her house got money lying everywhere. you wan you just go and take. oh myyyyy.
stayed until like 10 plus, celebrated weely, yixi and da xian's bday all together, den went home -direct bus- 32!
didn't take any photos, cuz i was still in shock. will take some the next time i go. must have section stayover liao. tamade. so rich.
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