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Monday, May 28, 2007 2:45 PM
plastic egg

9.45pm

today i had a nasty experience with the Prince @ coro there. famous for its plastic eggs and its pretty waitresses, it comes with the exact same music 363 days a year (except on cny and christmas) and as far as i know is in its 5th year running.

anyway, i was so nice, i sacrificed my appetite to eat their reknowned plastic egg, rather than throwing it away cause yea its bad to waste food. so i carefully cut away the white first and ate it, piercing it with my fork the way i always do and slowly eating it, before working on the yolk. now the yolk is this horrible mass of watery pale yellow fluid, much like something out of the toiletbowl, and hence is not a very visually appealing sight. in order to get rid of it as quickly as possible, i balanced it delicately on my fork (the pretty auntie took away my spoon tgt with the soup) and rushed it to my awaiting, gaping-wide-open, mouth. it was halfway there, balanced on a knife's edge, WHEN DISASTER STRUCK. the egg yolk and all its contents slipped off the spoon, plopped off the table's edge, and splattered onto my bag, which was on my lap. wodefo. then the yolk broke and the fluid started seeping out, to my supposedly waterproof bag, and into this compartment where i put my ez link card and my beloved nano and headphones wtf which i always leave open for convenience's sake. and what the hell everything was soaked. my iPod was positively swimming in the disgusting egg yolk la. after a lot of mutterings and way too many tissue papers later, the mess was cleared, but the scars were left behind, unable to be wiped out, forever a blemish on my resplendant bag. yuck. i'm going to break my bag washing my back of all stains of egg yolk tonight. >:(

so now this might be added to my list of phobias. i don't know yet heh.

phobias:

> flying insects! eeyer. especially cockroaches wth.
> lighting a lighter/match. got burnt once during my p5 days when we tried to create a bomb out of dozens of sparklers in the woid deck near my school somewhere in tampines.

oh and i think i didn't mean what i said about seewah ytd. i guess i was quite pissed off and she was the unlucky one who caught my eye. must be, cause when i read my post again ytd i didn't think it was right. so ya, don't take it to heart.

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