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Monday, April 07, 2008
12:24 PM
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7.24 pm
today was a fun fun fun day hahahhaa
cause today GOT NO SCHOOL.
today was medical check up day
hmm took 16 in the morning to bt merah int.
bus was frickin crowded la.
and there was this fat lady trying to squeeze her way
all the way to the back.
and this annoys me like hell la.
i like peaceful bus rides.
i don't like people squeezing past me like crazy.
what's wrong with standing at the front of the bloody bus la.
squeeze past 2 rows of ppl at the aisle.
squash the people at the back
what the hell.
not like there's a lot of space at the back.
stupid or what.
anw reached bt merah
then took 57 to cmpb.
mm then me and sean
like some nooblets like that.
dunno how to walk.
aiyah then somehow made our way there
then must surrender phone.
so communication with the outside world = 0
no pictures either ):
hahah then went for the real thingy.
mmm nothing much la.
phototaking.
oh ya. stupid la hair so long.
then they comb my hair
until like damn chou like that la.
side parting and all.
nbnbnnbnb.
like sua ku like that.
mm then went for boring stuff.
room 1: urine testing, blood testing
room 2: eye check up
room 3: audio check up
room 4: chest x-ray
room 5: dental check up
room 6: medical
room 9: IQ test
all sorts of shit.
oh ya.
go for urine testing that time.
supposed to go collect urine at the toilet.
then me and sean saw this guy go in.
then we wait outisde.
cause small toilet what
later no space
squeeze squeeze squeeze for what.
anw then another guy came up
then just open the door and walk in
then actually the toilet
DAMN BIG.
okay la
rather big.
got space for like 10 ppl.
hahaha omg then we like sua gu like that
really.
damn malu la.
hahha and then later collect blood that time
the guy was like complaining to another doctor
complain until IMBA funny.
i tried damn hard not to laugh k.
not funny leh laugh when they trying to draw your blood.
umm they also got room 6.
where they do the actual medical check up.
haha they made us all strip to shorts
then wait damn long
before they come back from their lunch break.
walao eh.
i also damn hungry la.
and then when they FINALLY came back
like half hour later
then then go do other tests
heartbeat, BMI, blood pressure.
oh and got this room.
must go in and strip totally.
see if you really guy or not.
like, wah piang eh.
DO I LOOK LIKE AN EFFING TRANNY TO YOU??
grahhhhhhhhh.
umm then done liao
room 9:
go do the stupid iq test.
walao damn taxing on the brain la.
got so many questions.
do do do do do.
finish liao then got another set.
do do do do do.
its an unending torrent of questions la.
got time limit somemore.
super tiring.
and halfway somewhere near the end
the keyboard couldn't function.
i nearly died.
i thought i had to do it all over again.
haha but lucky the guy come and repair for me
hahahha yay!
oh and other than the stupid iq questions
and math questions
they asked some rather interesting questions
so that they can assign you next time.
like:
i want to go skiing in the future. - yes
i would like to go scuba diving - yes
i want to learn to fly a plane - YES
i think that climbing a mountain is fun - yes
and stuff like that
which is really fun hahaha
ahhhhhh
then finish.
at least today a lot of myths were dispelled.
myth #1: you don't have to actually run during the medical
myth #2: you don't have to really wear PE attire
myth #3: they don't grope your balls
myth #4: the test is 5 hours long
myth #5: PES A isn't such a big deal after all.
#2:
haha today me and sean were the few ppl wearing PE attire la
most of them wore normal exercise gear loh.
walao then we look like retarded country bumkins
damn out of place la.
haha okay there were a lot of dropouts with no PE to wear
but that's not the point there.
#3:
haha its just strip for 5 seconds only.
oh actually there's a variation.
sean said that you strip
then they show you a photo of a naked guy
you erect, you're gay
PES F straight away.
but again, it never materialised.
#4:
the test ended at 12.40pm for us la.
haha damn slack la.
somemore we didn't really rush through it
waited for each other and everything.
its actually a much shorter time then the stipulated 4-5 hours
but still.
its a whole day off school!
i wouldn't mind spending everyday like that
:D:D:D
#5:
PES A isn't such a big deal.
i got PES A,
sean got PES A,
nicholas got PES A,
they guy beside me got PES A.
seems like half the people there got pes A la.
haha anw i screwed up the iq test
hopefully not too badly
later they go put me in infantry
then must go jump around in the jungles
like retarded monkeys like that.
scary!
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