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Thursday, December 25, 2008
1:35 AM
christmas eve!
9.32am
first and foremost,
before i forget,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
really really merry mannnn.
okay so we start.
like sean suggested.
the early hours of christmas
were really really well spent.
this post is gonna be real verbal diarrhoea.
i'm so sorry.
the whole day was screwed up la.
i really really never in my life
thought i'd be spending
christmas eve like this la.
woke up at 12noon
by sean's smses and calls
asking us out yea and so.
we decided to meet at liu zhen's house
at 3pm.
yup but then i slept a bit more.
and then my sisters decided
to put up the christmas tree
yayyyy exciting what,
so i helped out.
and in the end,
after a freaking 1.5 hour bus ride
i reached liu zhen's house at 4.30pm.
oh yay and we all got a preview
of weely and his botak head!
hahah aye but okay la not v weird
he wear his yalam cap then okay liao.
and anw dunno he looks quite
natural with no hair HAHHAA.
yea originally i thought like
stay till like maybe 10plus
then go back for midnight mass
then maybe go home
and err dunno sleep or sth.
well.
in the end i stayed till 1030.
zzz i can't even rmb what we did.
played with liu zhen's wii
piang eh.
first thing reach there
they forced me to sing
playing guitar hero.
naturally they regretted la.
died damndamndamn fast.
played uno stacko. and the card version.
and ate dinner.
$14+++ thai express da pao-ed.
the softshell crab glass noodle thingy.
well. the bill came to $19,
but like someone said,
wth, christmas comes once a year.
so yum yum (:
at like 1030,
managed to somehow rush home
change and still be early for church.
don't ask me how hahaha.
bus driver's secretly a F1 driver.
yea anw church was kinda zzz.
normally christmas service,
will have good choir singing one.
then very nice and maybe a bit grand.
but then this year,
choir was relatively bad.
yup out of tune and stuff
so quite gaowei.
but still got some hair-raising moments la.
when they somehow manage to sing
like really in tune.
cause christmas songs very nice!
other than that,
mass was ordinary,
whatever they said,
had been roughly repeated every year.
more or less la.
oh oh oh, climax of the service
came when the priest rmbed
the profession of faith wrongly
hahahha he got stuck halfway la.
:D but that's abt it.
yea and i was sms-ing frantically
at the back of the church,
cause stupid la
dunno why can't mass sms
like 20, 30 at one go.
they will auto change to mms la.
in the end i had to send in batches la.
like 15 each time.
so i spent like 20 mins sending.
*type type type* click click click.
*slide shut* snap!
*vibrate* zzz zzz zzz
*slide open* snap!
*read and reply* click click click
rinse and repeat.
kinda noisy but wth la.
okay i'm noob but wtf.
haha and everyone was like
staring at me la.
like i ought to burn in hell
cause i looked like i was totally
dao-ing the priest and doing my stuff.
but aye i was kinda listening la.
multi-tasking.
yup anw it was better than
the group who went to cy's church loh.
liu zhen sean weely cheryl.
i heard. they went late,
and they left early.
whee! CL... (no kw not you)
-start of our loser story please skip-
mmmm then some moron.
decided to go holland v.
to find a pub to just drown ourselves in.
yea and since
"its christmas, its a once in a lifetime thing"
or WHATEVER,
yea i got persuaded to cab down.
since i was supposedly getting a 75% subsidy.
yup so nothing la.
kinda interesting ride.
the malay cab driver,
keep insisting that he was a bomoh.
and that he could see ghosts
and go and zap them. (SERIOUS!)
kinda entertaining la.
ghosts stories on christmas day.
yup anw reached holland v.
cab fare $17.50.
again, its for a greater cause,
i'm meeting my friends,
its a once in a lifetime experience,
okay spare some cash.
so in the end,
holland v, ALL the pubs were closed.
strike 1.
so we suck thumb.
me sean liu zhen cheryl weely.
so we thought of another supposedly
sure-fire die die also got pub place.
clarke quay.
spent the next 15 minutes or so
trying to persuade a gazillion
cab drivers to take 5 ppl.
none accepted.
so we had to walk a heck of a distance
to take a $3.50 bus ride.
wtf concession doesn't work la.
.______________.
yea so we reached clarke quay.
YAY MANY MANY PUBS.
we just walked into the second pub we saw.
sorry first pub was some
hindi music pub or sth.
so second one.
we asked for a table for 5.
we got rejected cause
the damn place was closing in 5 mins.
strike 2.
yup so we went in search
of a pub that wasn't closing.
in our quest for that elusive alcoholic drink.
no wait i digress,
actually i don't like alcoholic stuff.
but wth. they wanted it.
i was planning on getting like
some non-alcoholic drink la.
anw then chungyan called,
and said that yayyyy almost all the pubs
closed at 3am.
and i rmb quite clearly
the time then was 2.59am.
so VERY GOOD.
we decided to be losers,
and go to cheers to get our booze.
sucked in our ego,
walked into cheers,
went to the alcoholic drinks section,
met with the sign
"no sale of alcoholic drinks
from 2am to 6am."
strike 3.
so we had to make do with
substitute goods. rmb econs?
cheryl got a sprite,
sean got his coke,
i got my green tea gui hua.
:D
then liu zhen said his house
the 7-11, SURE GOT SELL.
cause he buy before.
so great! we cabbed back to his house
cause no NR service there.
split into 3 and 2.
me cheryl sean,
weely and liu zhen.
problem was we were really
really really broke.
okay minus liu zhen
the walking atm machine.
i was left with 9 bucks,
sean left with 5 cents,
cheryl $10+ i think.
so we had to borrow money
from our walking atm
to take a cab.
and here comes the conundrum.
(thank you auggie for imba vocab)
we take a cab, we got no money for drinks.
save money for drinks, no money for cab.
yea but lazy to think.
so we just took a cab back to lz's place.
yup so reached there,
realised that WOW.
somehow got enough leftover money
for 2 bottles of baccardi.
(limited selection la)
so errr just when we were deciding
between peach orange and lime,
the attendant came up to us
and told us the same thing,
no sale of alcoholic drinks
from 2am to 6am.
strike 4.
k that's great.
we ended up buying ruffles back.
so this is the end of the loser story.
$22/person, for trip round singapore,
and a bottle of green tea/coke/sprite.
winner.
-end of loser story continue from here-
yup so went back lz's house,
by then we were not drunk,
(we can't get drunk even if
we wanted to la damn loser can)
but we were so damn high,
liu zhen asked us to use the side gate
to enter his condo
cause later the security guard
thought we drunk, dun let us go in.
yup so we ended up back at square one,
and we tried not to be so loserish
ahahhah played bang! cause sean brought.
and err yea then we got tired.
and just when we were settling down,
sean HAD to drag us all up
to play wii with him walao eh.
the whole night somemore.
okay so we played hell lot.
damn tiring la.
and sean the ass.
all going to die liao
still ask us to play 4x100 swimming.
piang eh. walao. walao.
and i suck at this la i keep losing
hahahhaha but whatever mannnn.
its so unreal la.
if i'm falling off a cliff
i don't press B to hold on
i use my two damn hands.
but whatever sean the pro k?
:D:D:D
yea so we ended up playing until sunrise
then abt 7am tried to wake lz up
to go for breakfast.
but he die die also dun wanna get up.
so in the end we went ourselves
to kap. met up with chungyan.
yup ate and talked rubbish
with whatever energy we had left.
and i had my lifesaving coffee.
and sean got birdshit on his hands
cause he was busy pinching me.
his new hobby.
this is totally like
karma la.
okay this is christmas
lets keep it errr christian.
then rushed home
cause i thought need to go get stuff
for err family party later.
but then my mum say
she going out for breakfast
can get the stuff herself.
so yea no need so rush actually.
and before she left,
she issued me a death threat
die die also cannot sleep.
in case got guests come early.
so yea. now. i'm. BARELY.
surviving. on. my. coffee.
actually okay la,
but probably later i'll just die or sth.
hahaha opps.
with some luck
i'll make it through the day.
yayyyyy.
haha but got lots of ppl coming later
all the relatives and extended relatives
most whom i probably can't rmb anyway.
so yea should be quite fun la. (:
yup so now,
i'm aching all over,
sleepy, brain messed up, broke.
no one will believe me
if i told them i went for a stayover la.
yup so christmas eve,
according to sean,
$19 + $17.50 + $3.50 + $1 + $15 + $4
= $60
= well spent.
haha lets laugh at the joke LOOOOOL.
oh but people owe me money!! yayyyyyyy!
:D:D:D
but oh oh oh.
there's a christmas pickup later.
greens vs reds
in accordiance to the christmas theme.
haha quite cute,
but its nuts la its christmas
no one will go.
okay this post is like
totally incoherent la.
which kinda reflects my train of thought.
if it can even be called thought wth.
i'm so, what's the word.
woozy. hahahhahha. :\
okay la.
looking back.
pushing money matters aside,
its really quite funny.
and it IS a once in a lifetime experience.
no way in hell,
am i going to do that sort of rubbish again man.
on christmas day somemore.
end of verbal diarrhoea.
don't say i didn't warn you.
(:
i owe:
frisbee christmas dinner.
because cider is the elixir of life