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Monday, March 01, 2010
2:58 PM
D:
10.58pm
dear john,
girls should never think
that they understand the army
because they never will.
on a very serious note,
if terrorists bombed the UOB building
and a lot of ppl died
i'd extend my service too
since the country needs me.
i know it sounds unbelievable.
but i'm sure you would too.
its just natural.
and this made me laugh like hell :D
Silly Names
Next time you sign your name
spare a thought for Justin Case,
Barb Dwyer and Anna Sasin.
The incredibly unfortunate names
emerged in our study of
the most bizarre names in Britain today.
Other unlucky punters are also trying
to lead normal lives despite being named
Stan Still, Mary Christmas, Paige Turner,
Chris Cross and Barry Cade.
It might also be worth thanking your lucky stars
you're not called Sonny Day, Rose Bush,
Pearl Button or Hazel Nutt,
who also make the list of
'The Most Unfortunate Names in Britain'.
TheBabyWebsite recently carried out
the search of names registered with phone numbers
and names posted on the world wide web.
When the parents of some of those people
mentioned named their children,
many probably didn’t even realise
the implications at the time.
However, we can’t help but smile
when we imagine someone having to give their full name.
There must be tremendous embarrassment
every time they have to introduce themselves to anyone,
especially to a crowd.
Even their teachers must have
had to hold back their smiles sometimes.
On the positive side,
anyone wanting to become well-known
would have an added advantage…
No-one would forget a name such as Justin Case,
would they?
Parents really do need to think carefully
though when choosing names for their children.
Their name will be with them for life
and what may be quirky and fun for a toddler
might be regretted terribly when that person becomes older
or even a grandparent perhaps.
Our month-long study scoured the world
for real people who have their own unique crosses to bear.
TheBabyWebsite.com also uncovered some other crackers
such as the brilliantly-named Tim Burr,
a speed-freak named Max Power and a man called Doug Hole.
Teresa Green, Terry Bull, Helen Back, Lee King, Jo King
and Ray Gunn also cropped up on the list.
Wider afield America as you'd expect
is a haven of weird and wonderful names
including Anna Prentice, Annette Curtain,
Bill Board and Carrie Oakey.
A string of people have brilliant names
linked to their professions
including Dr Leslie Doctor
and Dr Thoulton Surgeon, a vet in Connecticut,
Dr Payne, a plastic surgeon in Sandusky, Ohio,
Les Plack, a dentist in San Francisco
and Priti Manek, a doctor in Florida.
And one of the funniest, Dr Sumey in Fairmont
is likely to invite more than his fair share
of lawsuits from disgruntled patients.
BRITAIN'S MOST BIZARRE NAMES
Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gunn
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade
AMERICA’S BIZARRE NAMES
Anna Prentice
Annette Curtain
Bill Board
Carrie Oakey
Dr Leslie Doctor
Dr Thoulton Surgeon
Dr Payne
Les Plack
Priti Manek
Dr Sumey
February 2009
source: thebabywebsite.com
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